Thermonuclear Dismissal



Hello I'm QV and my hobbies include video games and yelling. Sometimes I draw things and usually they're original characters that I don't actually expect anyone to care about but occasionally fanart happens too.


BUDDIES SECTION CURRENTLY UNDER RENOVATION BECAUSE I HAVE MORE BUDDYSPRITES TO MAKE AND NOT ENOUGH TIME RIGHT THIS SECOND BUT FELT BAD LEAVING THEM OUT. AS A SUBSTITUTE, TAKE DETECTIVE COLE PHELPS OF THE L.A.P.D. FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS.



I SURE DO LIKE QUESTIONS

I went and saw The Avengers again today

socksie:

And since I’ve already seen it I decided to spend the entirety of the movie counting the number of butt shots

At the end I came up with 42, give or take a butt

The movie is 143  minutes long

That is roughly 1/3 bpm (butts per minute)

The award for most buttshots goes to Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson a close second (I don’t have exact numbers this is a guesstimate)

I’m not sure if the butt shots of Chris were intentional, or if his badonk just couldn’t be contained

This is the only Avengers review that matters.

Tagged: Chris EvansScarlett JohanssonAvengersbuttshis badonk just couldn't be contained

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